Danny Glover Got Fired

Danny was fired from Braveheart

D. Glover: The trouble with Scotland is that it’s full of Riiiggs.

M. Gibson: CUT! [laughing] What’s the deal?  That’s twice now.

D. Glover: Did I do it again?

M. Gibson: Yeah.  Again!  I know it must be weird to have me as the Director on this one…

D. Glover: No way, Rig- Uh… Mel.  I’m glad to be here.

M. Gibson: So let’s try this again. The line is ‘Scots’.  It’s full of ‘Scots’.

D. Glover:  Yeah, yeah, yeah.  I know.  I know.  I’m good to go now…

M. Gibson:  Then let’s hit it.

P.A.: Braveheart.  Scene 39, Take 3.

M. Gibson: And… Action!

D. Glover: The trouble with Riiiggs is that he’s full of Scots.

M. Gibson: CUT!

D. Glover: Damn!

M. Gibson: Danny, if you can’t get this straight, I will need to go with a local.

R. Wallace: I have been begging you to do that.  You know Longshanks was a white guy?

M. Gibson: No one gives a shit about history.  People didn’t even wear kilts until about a hundred years after all this shit happened anyway.