D. Glover: You want answers?
T. Cruise: I think I’m entitled.
D. Glover: You want answers?
T. Cruise: I want the truth!
D. Glover: You can’t handle the truth, Riggs!!!
R: Reiner: CUT! I knew that was coming. Son of a bitch, man.
D. Glover: What?
R. Reiner: You did it again, Danny. Again. Again!
D. Glover: Settle down, Robby. I got this. I just got distracted. Is that Kevin Bacon sitting over there?
R. Reiner: Yes. We’ve been shooting in this courtroom for 7 weeks now, Danny. He’s been there the whole time.
D. Glover: No shit. Really?!?!
R. Reiner: Can we get started again here, Danny?
T. Cruise: Today, Glover.
R. Reiner: Let’s move ahead, Danny…and ACTION!
[pauses]
D. Glover: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Riggs?
R. Reiner: CUT. Shit. Shit. Shit.
D. Glover: I’m sorry, man. I just can’t stop looking at him.
R. Reiner: You should be looking at Tommy.
D. Glover: Okay, okay. Let’s go. I’m good. DG is ready.
R. Reiner: …and ACTION!
D. Glover: You’re Goddamned right I did, Riiiggggs!!!!!!!
T. Cruise: Really?
R. Reiner: CUT! Danny. What’s going on? You just skipped through the whole monologue.
D. Glover: I just couldn’t help myself, R&R. That’s such a wicked line!
A. Sorkin: Thanks, Danny.
R. Reiner: But that’s not the line.
D. Glover: I did ‘Missing in America’ with Linda Hamilton. Linda Hamilton was in ‘The Terminator’ with Bill Paxton. Bill Paxton was in ‘Apollo 13’ with Kevin Bacon! (Pumping fist) Riggs!
R. Reiner: You’re substituting “Riggs” for “Yes” now?!?!? That’s it.
